one-eyed snake

one-eyed snake

vulgar slang A penis. They said there's a guy going around flashing his one-eyed snake to people in Central Park.
See also: snake
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Typical of Ruth's luck, they meet decidedly uncute: He asks if she wants to see his "one-eyed snake" on their first date, then forces himself on her.
Sixteen years after rescuing another President, one-eyed Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) - still wearing the same clothes - is caught after years of being an outlaw and sent to LA.