One of the events the festival officer is most looking forward to - and something of an exclusive - is the appearance of the renowned Canadian group Old Trout
The Old Trout
Puppet Company are putting on a show, titled Ignorance, about the evolution of happiness.
And that's the sight of old trout
Gail Platt approaching and cackling that she's going to be a grannie again.
I knew I was the subject of hilarious exchanges by the frequent repetition of "the old trout
" or occasionally the slightly more affectionate "the poor old trout
" - as in "the poor old trout
has got the sniffles".
The Old Trout
Puppet Workshop's The Erotic Anguish of Don Juan, fulfilling my yearly quota of at least one production featuring puppets with genitalia.
Pout is back with a very personal look at cosmetic surgery and its dangers.
This woman could make Kate Moss feel like an ugly old trout
Elsewhere trampy old trout
Liz goes all out to prove to everyone that she's serious about her marriage to Vernon.
Having seen the old trout
in her swimming costume, I imagine the readers of Playboy - does it have "readers"?
Nevertheless, they have had the old trout
back for a second spell.
Been here for ages and all I've caught is an old trout
The result is Neil Mullarkey as a wonderful old trout
who would terrify the life out of any hot-blooded male.
With the downfall of that gullible old trout
Gail played as much for laughs as gigolo con man Lewis made off with her PS40,000 and self-respect, there now comes a more serious turn of events in the household.
People might not know she was actually a bit of an old trout
, impatient and domineering and spurred on by a religious zeal.
So the very fact she's now bleating about being badly advised reminds us what a hypocritical old trout
she really is.