My heart had stopped, so I was up there and the good Lord must have said, 'Send the old bag
down again, I'm not having her yet!'" The Bafta, Emmy and Tony award winner rose to fame as Emma Peel in 1960s TV series The Avengers.
"If a man holds a door open or pulls back a chair so that this old bag
can sit, I'm delighted.
The busy mum-of-four added the caption: "After three hours of sleep, I feel like an old bag
! x vb,"
"I hate being in my 50s, not least because there are great roles that I just know I won't get now because the casting director thinks that I look like an old bag
" New Tricks star Amanda Redman, below "Brutal and volcanic" Labour's former chancellor Alistair Darling's opinion of Gordon Brown when he was Prime Minister "I am perfectly comfortable with not being the guy whose decisions cost a couple of hundred thousand people their lives" Actor George Clooney, ruling himself out as future US president "I realise that people who were once on TV, people who I used to love, people who were unthinkably famous, are just not on TV any more.
Madonna's tacky snaps are promoting a fancy old bag
Asda is also running an 'old bag
' amnesty, to encourage customers to bring back their used carriers to be recycled and in exchange stores will be giving away one million free bags for life.
Russ says: "The golden rule is never to leave anything on show - even an old bag
Only a week in and already I am a cynical old bag
about the half truths and promises we are being fed.
'They're a fairly old bag
of crisps - I'm thinking of getting in touch with Golden Wonder to see if anybody has ever found an older packet.'
On my fridge there is a magnet bearing the encouraging words: "Take an old bag
Even more tedious than the low-life and miserable times of selfish old bag
Janet Street-Porter revealed she made her partner carry a rucksack for supplies - well he must be used to dealing with an old bag
You're that sad, mad old bag
lady who stands at the top of our road flashing her knockers at passing buses.
``When people heard I was playing Queen Mary they said `But wasn't she a dragon?' ``But I've learnt from my research that she wasn't just a crabby old bag
. She may never have laughed in public but that was because she was shy.'' Miranda recalls that this is not the first odd royal character she has played - she was bar my Queen Bess in Blackadder: ``I've played a lot of queens in my time.
She launches a range of handbags at London Fashion Week, only for her arm candy to be upstaged by an outrageous old bag