Babe 3*10pm ITV2 Hit kids' cutefest about an orphaned piglet who wants to find his destiny - and avoid ending up in a bacon buttie* James Cromwell plays the gentle farmer who teaches his oinker
to herd sheep at competitive trials* (1995/U) ***
Little piggy toy Olly Oinker
is said to be a favourite of her youngest boy, with his bright and colourful high contrast patterns great for helping babies to focus.
We had been aloft for less than 10 minutes, cruising at about a 1,000 feet for the quarry, when John spotted the first oinker
on the ground.
Now, TOMY is giving Chipper Club members the chance to have their very own teeny tiny electronic oinker
PIGGY IN MIDDLE: Oinker
was nicked MISS PIGGY: Big Sam's Blackpool slide was sparked by the return of pinched pig charm SNOUT OF ORDER: Andy Morrison WRITE STUFF: morrison's book is out now from Fort Publishing, priced pounds 16.
You can bet that little oinker
can gobble up some mail
Don "Nuge" Nguyen will be jumping the Leap of Faith in 4CE Shoes; that is, unless he's chicken.
The conservative Citizens Against Government Waste gave Lott an Oinker
Award for pork-driven politics.
Although I've never had this fantasy about my own soldier of fortune, I can see her point that under the human male's wishful vision of himself as a conqueror lording it over obedient sex slaves, there lurks the secret image of a ridiculous oinker
Not every MP is a trough snuffling, cash swilling oinker
I slip on my plastic gloves, pull open the bag and withdraw the little oinker
If you think you know the identify of the shameless oinker
who threw the animal's head onto the pitch, we want to know.
Meanwhile, the Ancient Order of the Scottish Male Chauvinist Oinker
is alive and well and still assuming they know what's best for women.