not if you paid me

not if you paid me

Not for anything; under no circumstances. Said of things one would normally pay to do or else do for free. I wouldn't fly with that airline again if you paid me! A: "Would you mind looking after my kids this weekend?" B: "Those two little terrors? Ha, not if you paid me!"
See also: if, not, paid
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not if you paid me

Under no circumstances, as in I wouldn't jump off the high diving board, not if you paid me. [Late 1800s]
See also: if, not, paid
The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms by Christine Ammer. Copyright © 2003, 1997 by The Christine Ammer 1992 Trust. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.
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