Same way as not everyone who lives in Glasgow's leafy Hyndland enjoys a bit of nose candy
at the weekend.
Greed isn't just good, it's a cornerstone of this gaudy, hallucinogenic American dream, allowing the unscrupulous to prey on the weak and vulnerable in order to finance flashy apartments, fast cars and copious amounts of nose candy
Screenwriters Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg are neither big nor clever, subjecting a baby to nose candy
for the sake of a giggle.
I know that Nicole Kidman would never take anything stronger than organic tofu, but her powdered chops recalled Tony Montana in Scarface, after sticking his face in the nose candy
Kevin Bishop and the Star Stories team made a brilliantly vicious return to the series, condensing Sir Reggie Dwight's life into a tantrum-laden half hour of nose candy
, hair-loss and a cheeky pop at Princess Diana.
I appreciate that on top of nose candy
, ski lift, devil's dandruff, snow tracks, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Charlie etc, we really don't need another coca-based nickname ...