There is no shortage of girls named Megan, no shortage of boys named
There is no shortage of three-per-pack Jockey women's briefs in
There is no shortage of nail salons with flashing neon signs in strip
There is no shortage of pants on the rack for small (s) or extra
There is no shortage of television you would rather not be watching,
There is no shortage of Tupperware or Rubbermaid bins or compressible
This is to say, there is no shortage of jams, no shortage of pickles,
There is, be it known, no shortage of syrups purporting to be maple
There is no shortage of taxi cabs on city streets or subdivisions
There is no shortage of ways you have hurt and been hurt by words,
as there is no shortage of times you have heard the phrase,
There is no shortage of buttons and levers that do things you
When it comes to post-mortems of the 2000 Presidential race, there's certainly
no shortage of anger at the Green Party's candidate, consumer advocate Ralph Nader.