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dive a muff

vulgar slang To perform cunnilingus.
See also: dive, muff

muff

vulgar slang A vulva.

muff (one's) lines

To forget or bungle the words that one is supposed to say, as in a speech or play. My mind went completely blank as soon as I stepped on stage, and I totally muffed my lines. I had learned the speech off by heart, but I was so emotional that I started muffing my lines about halfway through.
See also: line, muff

fluff one's lines

 and blow one's lines; muff one's lines
to speak one's speech badly or forget one's lines when one is in a play. The actress fluffed her lines badly in the last act. I was in a play once, and I muffed my lines over and over. It's okay to blow your lines in rehearsal.
See also: fluff, line

dive a muff

tv. to perform oral sex on a woman. (Usually objectionable.) Tod likes to dive a muff every now and then.
See also: dive, muff
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The release starts with standard glowing "sell copy" regarding the muffs, until you reach the paragraph where it discusses construction.
The company says each muff was acoustically modeled on gunshot reports to achieve the optimal balance of all-day comfort and noise reduction.
This latest electronic muff from Safariland is right at the top of the pack and pretty much the equal of any of the other top brands and models.
These active muffs come with a noise reduction rating of 22 decibels (dB) and are limited to 85 dB.
The ribbons, buttons, and beads attached to the muffs provide a great source of visual, tactile and sensory stimulation for the patients, whilst keeping their hands warm.
Stephen Muff AN AWARD-WINNING sausage maker was allowed to remain in the driving seat following an insurance mix-up - because of the effect a driving ban would have on his business.
Muff, of Fford Las, Sychdyn, near Mold, was given six penalty points - taking the total on his licence to 12 - and warned he would have to be very careful in the future.
Ladies/Sisters, put the kettle on, sit down with your knitted muffs and embroidered vulvas and have a natter to sort all this out.
Crests are chickens with extra-feathering found on their head.On the other hand, beards and muffs are the additional feathers that are grouped on the head area of particular chicken breeds.
Hearing protection measures include ear muffs, ear plugs which are collectively called hearing protection devices.
Portronics, a prominent leader in the innovative and portable digital product market, has launched one of the most amazing bluetooth headphones- Muffs XT in its on-ear bluetooth headphone series.
"Favourites being twiddle muffs from our knit and natter group, and bunting and make-up bags from our sewing club.
Active muffs stored with the rifle, if there's time to don them, can prevent that.
Imagine wire-free sound streaming through your ear muffs, headband, or beanie.
Hearing protection can be divided into two basic categories: plugs and muffs. Earmuffs just by their nature do a better job of blocking sound because they completely enclose the ear.