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buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"

muffin top

Excess stomach fat that is visible over the waistband of one's pants or skirt, so named because it resembles the top of a muffin coming out of the cup it was baked in. I've started going to the gym because I'm sick of being the only one on the beach with a muffin top at our family vacations.

stud muffin

A physically attractive young man. Did you see Jane's new boyfriend? He's such a stud muffin that I was practically swooning over him myself!

cut the cheese

rude slang To fart. I can't believe you cut the cheese in the car. Now we have to smell it all the way home!

See also: cheese, cut

cut a muffin

slang To fart. I can't believe you cut a muffin in the car. Now we have to smell it all the way home!

meadow muffin

slang A pile or mass of animal dung, especially from a cow, that is still wet. She slipped in the wet grass of the field and fell straight into a fresh meadow muffin.

cut the cheese

and cut the mustard

Sl. to release intestinal gas. (Crude. Use caution with the topic.) Who cut the cheese? People who cut the mustard in the car have to get out and walk.

See also: cheese, cut

cut the cheese

and cut the mustard and cut a muffin

tv. to release intestinal gas. (Usually objectionable.) People who cut the mustard in the car have to get out and walk! Somebody cut a muffin!

See also: cheese, cut

cut a muffin

verb

See cut the cheese

meadow muffin

n. a mass of cow dung. Jill stepped in a meadow muffin while she was bird-watching.

stud-muffin

n. a really good-looking guy; a stud. Who’s the stud-muffin with Sally?

cut the cheese

Vulgar Slang

To expel intestinal gas.

See also: cheese, cut

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