morning wood


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morning wood

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and wakes up with in the morning. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning wood. I hate waking up with both a morning wood and an urgent need to pee!
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Penny said Morning Wood runs easily in 6 inches of vegetation-choked water, because of an adjustable trim to help it run in the mud.
But after a couple of pages, Star already has her hands on a stranger's "massive morning wood".
The Caines, De Novo, The Invisible Wires, Morning Wood, Der Bomber and Cream Tangerine (Zanzibar, Seel Street, Liverpool) tomorrow, 8pm.
D OM was reprimanded by media watchdog Ofcom after viewers complained that his T-shirt with the slogan "Morning Wood" referred to a state of male sexual excitement.
At first light, a huge flock of turkeys yelped, cutted, kee-kee'd, and basically lit the morning woods up like a troop of baboons squabbling in the treetops.
I expect a lot of tired folks will be returning from the morning woods to an afternoon dinner, as is tradition.
It was the left-hander who led when rain halted the final round at Baltusrol and while he still had some tough holes to come on Monday morning Woods, in the clubhouse two behind, conceded defeat and departed.
It was left-hander Mickelson who led when rain halted the final round at Baltusrol and while he still had some tough holes to come on Monday morning Woods, in the clubhouse two behind, conceded defeat and departed.
Most, like Neilson, were hunters prior to their injuries and eager to once again experience the thrill of geese tumbling to a decoy spread or deer slipping through the morning woods. A few, however, are new to hunting, which is just fine with Hoke, who regularly introduces youngsters and other beginning hunters to the sport.
Think what I would have missed had I not had the passion to hunt the morning woods.
Only a few minutes had passed when Lee again heard the soft shuffle of leaves from approaching deer, this time from the opposite direction Lee finally pinpointed the source of the leaf sounds after seeing a buck's head turn, the ivory rack standing out starkly in the gray of the early morning woods. It was a basket-rack 6-pointer, the kind of buck Lee had long since stopped shooting so it could live longer, growing a heavier, bigger rack.
A storm then left 20 players still to finish and on the Monday morning Woods was beaten to the prestigious title by Hal Sutton by a shot.