morning missile

morning missile

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and retains upon awakening. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning missile. I hate waking up with both a morning missile and an urgent need to pee!
See also: missile, morning

morning missile

verb
See also: missile, morning
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Yesterday morning missile test reached a height of 2,802 kilometers (1,741 miles), according to state broadcaster Korea Central Television, which would be the highest altitude a North Korean missile had ever reached.
Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz said he did not rule out more retaliation beyond the morning missile strike.
Early on Tuesday morning missiles fired from Israeli aircraft hit five ministerial offices in Gaza City as well as buildings belonging to the Islamic University.