morning missile

morning missile

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and retains upon awakening. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning missile. I hate waking up with both a morning missile and an urgent need to pee!
See also: missile, morning

morning missile

verb
See also: missile, morning
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Some missile debris from the early morning missile barrage landed in south Lebanon's Hebbarieh at dawn.
Washington, London, and Paris used last week's alleged chemical attack in Douma, near Damascus, as the pretext for an early morning missile attack on civilian and military targets in Syria.
Yesterday morning missile test reached a height of 2,802 kilometers (1,741 miles), according to state broadcaster Korea Central Television, which would be the highest altitude a North Korean missile had ever reached.
Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz said he did not rule out more retaliation beyond the morning missile strike.
During a private meeting in the morning, Kim told Moon he came to the summit to end the history of conflict and joked he was sorry for waking Moon up with his early morning missile tests, a senior presidential official said.
Early on Tuesday morning missiles fired from Israeli aircraft hit five ministerial offices in Gaza City as well as buildings belonging to the Islamic University.