Whether it will return them to rock's top table is arguable but if these songs don't close at least one festival this summer then I'm a Stone Age monkey's uncle
If that's false imprisonment and worthy of a one-year jail sentence I'm a monkey's uncle
If that wasn't the most compelling piece of sports TV you'll see all year, then I'm a monkey's uncle
If the moon is made of green cheese (or some equally preposterous statement, P), then I'm a monkey's uncle
Also new to amateurs is the musical Just So, based on five of Rudyard Kipling's stories, and Monkey's Uncle
, by David Lewis, described as a side-splitting farce for the 21st Century - again, from Weinberger.
SOUTH Wales' latest reality star may be nicknamed ``chimp'', but this monkey's uncle
- Mickey Farrell - is very proud of her.
BARONESS THATCHER: "If that lady is not on HRT, I'm a monkey's uncle
Baroness Thatcher: If thatlady is not on HRT (1990), I'm a monkey's uncle
He went on to compose music for such other films as "Rascal," "Run, Cougar, Run," "Summer Magic," "The Monkey's Uncle
," "The Misadventures of Merlin Jones," "The Gnome-Mobile," "$1,000,000 Duck," and the 1981 animated feature, "The Fox and the Hound.
John McNeil, Clydebank, said: "I know a lot of Celtic fans won't want to hear this but the way Rangers are playing, if they don't win the league then I am a monkey's uncle
If that's giving power back to the voter, I'm a monkey's uncle
If they don't make the play-offs, then I'm a monkey's uncle
Tuesday saw the publication of the weights for the 2003 Martell Cognac Grand National, and if this isn't a cue for the biggest annual collection of whinges known to mankind, then I'm a monkey's uncle
- and, unlike Michael Jackson, I've never had any kind of close relations with a chimpanzee.
Baroness Thatcher: If that lady is not on HRT, I'm a monkey's uncle
The Disney Channel also means great family movies, and during the Free Preview these include "Dragonworld," "Stanley's Dragon," "The Chipmunk Adventure," "The Adventures Of Chip `N' Dale," "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey," "Benji, The Hunted," "That Darn Cat," "Three Caballeros," "Harry And The Hendersons," "Tall Tale," "Doctor Dolittle," "Cheetah," "The Monkey's Uncle
," and "Monkeys, Go Home.