middle-aged spread

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middle-aged spread

Weight that accumulates around a person's midsection due to a decrease in metabolism caused by aging. Barry suddenly started dieting and exercising to prevent the middle-aged spread.
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The study shows that other top ageing fears for ladies include facial hair, a middle aged spread and thread veins.
SOFTLY SOFTLY actor Frank Windsor and Are You Being Served regular Trevor Bannister both appeared in Middle Aged Spread in February 1981.
Every frame is crammed with quirky detail, like the Smug fridge in the kitchen where the duo keep their jar of Middle Aged Spread suitably chilled.
I once read that Christmas is to blame for middle aged spread. Think about it: if you gain just one pound every festive season from the age of 20, by the time you are 50 you will be two stones heavier.
Time to succumb to middle aged spread and let it out a few notches.
Lack of sleep probably contributes to middle aged spread in men.
He said: "I received rather too many cards than I would have liked referring to baldness, failing sight and middle aged spread."
George was at the Bruce Monument in Bannockburn filming the latest Scottish epic - Chuck Wallace's Middle Aged Spread.