mammary lane


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mammary lane

Anything to do with the function or appearance of a woman's breasts. A play on the common phrase "memory lane," it is often used in constructions like "walk down mammary lane" or "a trip down mammary lane." I was fully committed to taking a walk down mammary lane when my son was born, but there were so many complications trying to breastfeed that my doctor said giving him a bottle was probably the better option. It's going to be a trip down mammary lane in next month's issue as we look at the top-selling brands of bras currently on the market.
See also: lane

Mammary Lane

n. cleavage. (see also Gland Canyon.) Let you finger do the walking down Mammary Lane.
See also: lane
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Talking of on-going battles with the English language, our thanks to commentator Tony Gobbledegook for taking us on a sexist trip down mammary lane.
The nostalgic motorbike ride down mammary lane was played out against a background of golden oldies, ranging from Putting On The Style to Lipstick On Your Collar and That'll Be The Day.
And I took a stroll down Mammary Lane - I told you they were diddies - with Norrie the Nosebag after a call from Edinburgh punter Allan McMaster.
There is usually some perfectly good reason for a stroll down Mammary Lane. Like the silver anniversary of that green bikini top flying off in Carry On Camping in 1969.
Or Mammary Lane, perhaps, as Samantha pointed to Denise's sticky-out bits and said: "I'd like a pair of those."