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love muscle

slang A penis. It's my belief that, in general, men care far more about the size of their love muscles than do the women they sleep with.
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Picking up where clubbing institution Love Muscle left off, this new venture seems, to all intents and purposes, a rather mixed bag.
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I bumped into the glamorous GMTV presenter at the last night of Love Muscle, the gay night at South London's Fridge club.
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Jilted David George told yesterday how a high-flying career girl at Bernard Matthews's turkey firm dubbed him The Love Muscle and used him as her sex toy during a passionate two-year affair.
LOOK OF LUST REVEALS THE TRUE FAX ABOUT MARIA; EXCLUSIVE: Romeo cleared in turkey firm love triangle tells of romps; She wanted to keep me purely for sex
The credit manager told Norwich magistrates court: "He sent me a poem called The Love Muscle. I am not going to read it out as it is obscene." The fax was passed around the office for a laugh.
BOOTIFOUL; Ex-lover sent turkey boss filthy faxes for a laugh
'I love muscles! When I see women in really good shape, especially in summer when they've got their guns out on display, I do think, "Wow, I'm a bit jealous." I know how much hard work goes into creating a body like that.'
'I don't have a strong desire to have children - there's so much I still want to do' Victoria Pendleton, 35, on life after cycling, missing her muscles, and twin sense..
These Pink Heart Restraints from Babeland have our love muscles pounding.
Warm her heart: spice things up this Valentine's Day with sexy gifts to tantalize all your senses. Here are 15 gift ideas sure to shake off that winter chill and put the heat back in your hearts
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