like a monkey fucking a football

like a monkey fucking a football

vulgar slang Said of someone who is attempting to do something in a very clumsy or ineffectual manner. I'm just watching the two of them trying to carry this heavy dresser down the steps. It's a wonder they haven't been crushed yet—they look like a monkey fucking a football. The first time I stepped up to bat, I felt like a monkey fucking a football, but I'm really starting to get the hang of It now.
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