How hard is it to chase a lard arse
down the road who's robbed a steak slice?
It is not the first time that Il Giornale has been at the centre of controversy with Germany, as two months ago after Italy beat Germany in the Euro 2012 semi final, it printed a picture of Merkel below the headline: 'Ciao, ciao culona' which translates as 'Bye bye lard arse
Tina said: "Boys were especially cruel, calling me lard arse
and fat cow.
But so you don't end up a lard arse
we've made sure the after menu gives a slimline 1,875 calories compared with a scary 3,416 in the before menu.
The lard arse
whinned: "They printed my home phone number, but I can always change my phone number.
If you are heading to Sunbury, take the iron horse from Waterloo, as the racecourse is such a short walk that even lard arses
like myself can manage the journey without the need of added oxygen.
In this unintentionally comical series (at least I think it's unintentional - I didn't think programme-makers could be that cruel) he aims to transform some of the nation's lard arses
"one massive family at a time".