jumping Jesus on a pogo stick

jumping Jesus on a pogo stick

rude slang An expression of shock, exasperation, or dismay. Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, what are you talking about? Your argument is so ridiculous, I don't even know where to start! A: "Boo!" B:"Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick—don't scare me like that!"
See also: Jesus, jump, on, stick