Bale's protruding ears made him the subject of much cruel teasing at school - with taunts of "jug-ears
" and "wing nut" regularly hurled at him.
I'LL TRY my best not to foam at the mouth over jug-ears
Prince Charles, but I cannot promise.
With his jug-ears
, he could do well in Westlife, but he's got a blessed voice, cheeky grin and must be the Fame Academy's all-round good guy.
will no doubt be casting a patronising eye over the Liverpool forwards in the BBC studio tonight.
In fact, given the enormous size of his jug-ears
I'm amazed he doesn't take off and swoop over the crossbar a la Dumbo.
'Never mind about old jug-ears
, what about the foxy women?' said Wayne.
He always suffered abuse about his jug-ears
, bulging lips and hamster cheeks - more Bash Street Kid than matinee idol.
The gross injustice of our officially endorsed two-tier legal system was highlighted last week when jug-eared
BBC twerp Andrew Marr outed himself as a recipient of a super-injunction.