Shane was unmiss-able, tall, pale and skinny, with jug ears
and missing teeth, sporting a mobster Crombie and an air of monstrous arrogance.
Ryan Jones, aka Jug Ears
, aka rising star in '05, Captain in '08, Rock in '12 and Saviour in '13' according to Husb's "Cer, can you retweet me?" tweet, retired from rugby.
Spotty's lost his spots, Fatty gave up his snacks while jug ears
were pinned back.
I congratulate Kate and William on the arrival of the boy and join those flagwavers who celebrate his birth and, presumably, the fact that the tot seems not to have inherited his grandfather's jug ears
WITH his Toby jug ears
, fleshy lips and wide, wonky grin, his is one of the most recognisable faces on British TV.
Once you sort out one problem - a bald head, a flat chest, jug ears
- you are likely to stumble on another supposed shortcoming with your body.
Thank heavens then for Luke, the fantastically unfashionable politics student from Wigan with jug ears
and a bowl cut.
Spindly aristos with prize-winning jug ears
that spend the afternoon holding up the topper left by grandfather in his will; blubbery men who failed to attend the fitting for their hire suit on account of being unavoidably detained in the saloon bar of the Ferret and Sack by the Hunslet versus Dewsbury game; none of it reflects well on anybody involved.
Auld jug ears
will be back at Anfield soon I am sure of that.
"The goal was a long time coming," said old Jug Ears
, "but Germany had Neu-orville to break their duck."
As the police hunt for the on-the run convict continued today, it emerged Skelton, nicknamed Wing-nut for his jug ears
, now also has facial injuries.
So chuffed was Ol' Jug Ears
at Leicester's 2-1 win over Chelsea on December 14 he famously tweeted: "YES!
Every time he pops up all chirpy, flippant and pleased with himself, don't you just sigh and long for the comforting sound of Andrew Marr's witty erudition and almost poignant sight of his back-lit jug ears
? Instead we've got naughty Nick, the journo who loves to exploit the comedic potential of the colour of Harriet Harman's Budget day coat and put the personal into the political whenever possible.
They've got such pressing worries, like the size of their feet, the slant of their nose, their jug ears
and ginger hair.
How fitting that old jug ears
will be there to carry out the interviews when the claret jug is presented.