(as) jober as a sudge

A humorous misstatement of the expression "as sober as a judge" intended to sound like it was pronounced by a drunk person. The phrase is often used to imply that someone is not sober. Oh yeah, she's as jober as a sudge—I mean, she's up on the stage doing karaoke right now!
See also: jober, sudge

(as) jober as a sudge

(ˈdʒobɚ æz ə ˈsədʒ)
mod. sober. (A deliberate spoonerism on (as) sober as a judge.) Me? I’m as jober as a sudge.
See also: jober, sudge

jober as a sudge

See also: jober, sudge
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By: MENA LONDON - 25 June 2017: The London-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights (SOHR) said that clashes were renewed between militants of fighting factions and regime forces in Jober axis, with no casualties reported.
According to the source, one breach was observed in Jober in Damascus Countryside through opening sniper fire, another was witnessed in Lattakia as the armed groups targeted with machinegun fire Rwaiset Rasho and a third one in the northern Homs countryside as Kafer Nan village was targeted with machinegun fire and mortar shells.
The mission "cannot confidently determine whether or not a chemical was used as a weapon" by militants in the Jober area on Aug 29, 2014, it said.
Intensive clashes and shelling taking place also in Jober near Damascus and surrounding villages said.
The also committees documented 463 points shelled in Syria, clashes between the Free Army and the regime forces in 154 points of clashes from regime forces were compelled stop their advance or retreat in Jober neighborhood and also the targeting of officers residences in Kuwayris airbase by means of mortar shells which achieved direct hits.
The army has been fighting the terrorists in Jober, Barzeh and al-Qaboun towns in Reef Damascus after regaining control over the strategic town of al-Atibeh earlier, the Arabic-language Arabi Press news reported.
I think it's got a name, this place, Six pints will help me judge, So why's it even harder still I'm as jober as a sludge
Last Thursday we went to Jober as a Sudge, an event hosted by L&H, one of the oldest and most famous societies in UCD.
Anos mas tarde y con base en las innovaciones de los equipos Gaviotas y Gavilan, en 1984 se desarrollo la aerobomba comercial Jober, la cual se fabrica en Duitama, Boyaca [13].
Meanwhile, Syria Direct Agency said five regime soldiers were killed in Jober Al-Demashqia front, after clashes with Al-Rahman battalions.
The army killed four terrorists, and injured six others in an attack on their hideout near al-Taqavi University in Jober district of Damascus.
Based in Hmeimim airbase in Lattakia, the Russian center added in a statement that the three violations were committed by the so-called Jaish al-Islam terrorists as fired mortars on positions of the Syrian Arab Army in areas in the countryside of Damascus, including in Jober and Douma.
On the outskirts of the capital city of Damascus, the continuing air campaign on Jober, Zamalka and Zabadai neighborhoods resulted in dozens of casualties and a large-scale material damage.
Captain Ricardo Nolasco, Staff Sargeant Arnold Liwanag and Corporal Jober Babaran from the Rapid Reaction Group, 2nd Company, 7th PCGH received Bronze Cross Medals from the AFP.
In the meantime, the regime's helicopters are currently shelling the suburbs of Jober, AL-Sultanyeh, Kufer ya village with cluster bombs and explosive barrels amid heavy artillery shelling.