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jism

and chism and gism and gizzum and jizz and jizzum
n. semen. (Usually objectionable.) This weird doctor took a sample of my gizzum and put it on a microscope slide.

jizz

verb
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For example, birders talk about the "jizz" of a bird, a certain undefined quality that aids an experienced birder in the identification of a species.
Abrupt flashbacks thus disclose the reason for a nerdy classmate's nickname (Jizz) -- as well as for Tim and Jackie's far more crucial maternal loss.
But she can't leave well enough alone; the narrator speculates why Matt, "with his great erector set, his bursting birthday toy, the wondrous wand...firing jets of joy, the juiciest jizz of the jungle...that magnificent mechanical manhood," is at a loss with what to do with his seducer's clitoris.
I stopped in to see Shirley, a light skinned girl from back east, but it wasn't sex with her I wanted, so I jacked off on her stomach, then I rubbed my face in my own jizz. She said I was gon' use it up, but I told her there was plenty more.
Mac DeMarco has been getting a lot of attention jamming out his self-described "jizz jazz." It's easy listening with themes of easy living, smoking, loving and freaking out the neighborhood--celebrating who you are in general.
At their best, some of these chapters do manage to convey what birders call the jizz (gist) of a particular poet's attitude toward nature.
Chatte turns out to be, amid the flying jizz and wonky wigs, a Renoirian social comedy, presided over by a seen-it-all, done-it-all, whiskey-tippling Mamma Parigi (Vittoria Scognamiglio), the cinema's philosophical cashier.
Spotters who recognise the Purple Emperor's distinctive jizz (the pattern made by the butterfly's idiosyncrasies of flight and demeanour) can consider their's a good day's work.
It lacked, for example, the glossy black underparts of that species and the head shape and jizz did not quite match my recollection of the many Black Drongos I had seen previously in Asia.
Representational jizz is obviously jazzing, as tadpoles of gold-paint love juice swim across several of the hoodies, past the paintings' borders, and onto the wall between, linking everything in a spermatic daisy chain.
and I jizzed in my pants."--Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island