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have a jag on

To be drunk. A: "Don't mind him, he just has a jag on." B: "Seriously? How is he drunk already?"
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beat off

1. To send away; to force to retreat. Despite the connotation of "beat," this phrase is often used hyperbolically and does not have to reference violent action. Because their house is in such a great location, they have been beating off a lot of interested buyers. I somehow managed to beat off the intruder with a baseball bat. Your daughter is so pretty—it's only a matter of time until she's beating off the suitors!
2. vulgar slang To masturbate. Typically said of males. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating off. How horrifying is that?"
See also: beat, off

jag off

1. vulgar slang To masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him jagging off. How horrifying is that?"
2. vulgar slang To waste or pass time idly or by doing nothing or engaging in foolish behavior. Would you quit jagging off and help me move this sofa out to the truck?
See also: jag, off

beat someone or something off

to drive someone or something away by beating. They beat the enemy off. The army beat off the savage attack, saving the town. I was able to beat off the intruder.
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beat off

Repulse, drive away by blows, as in We tried to beat off the flying ants swarming about us. Originating in the mid-1600s in a military context, this term was being used for other activities by the mid-1700s.
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beat off

v.
1. To drive someone or something away, especially by fighting or hitting: Two robbers attacked me on the subway, but I beat them off with my bag. After a long battle, the soldiers beat off the invaders.
2. To defeat someone or something in a competition: Our company intends to beat off our rivals for the contract. The visiting team was behind us for most of the game, but beat us off squarely in the end.
3. Vulgar Slang To masturbate. Used of males.
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beat off

and ball off and jack off and jag off and jerk off and pull oneself off and toss off and wack off and wank off and whack off and whank off and whip off
1. in. to masturbate. (Usually objectionable.) They say if you beat off too much, you’ll get pimples.
2. in. to waste time; to waste one’s efforts; to do something inefficiently. The whole lot of them were jacking off rather than sticking to business. Stop whanking off and get on with your work!
See also: beat, off

jag off

verb
See also: jag, off

jag

1. n. a Jaguar automobile. What I really want is a jag.
2. n. a drinking bout; a prolonged state of alcohol or drug intoxication. Is he off on another jag, or is this the same one?
3. n. a prolonged state of emotional excess, especially crying. I’ve been on a jag and can’t get my work done. Is she still on her crying jag?
4. n. a drug rush. (Drugs.) This stuff has no jag at all.
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For that reason, a commander must know how to effectively employ his JAGs so that he receives the very best possible advice.
Subs: Christie Ellliott - on in second half with Jags on way to win, 3.
Only a heroic save from Andersson stopped Jags from drawing level shortly after when he clawed a goalbound free kick from Fleming to safety.
That came just a few minutes after Jags star Ross Meechan had been brutally brought down by Jason Talbot, forcing ref Iain Brines into another booking.
McConalogue, who joined Jags from St Johnstone, said: 'I've just been thrown in so it was a right good start.
And despite spending years trying to shake off his nickname Two Jags, the gruff politician looked like he was hankering after those days when one luxury car was not enough as he flashed two fingers to photographers.
The Doonhamers supplied two goals for the Jags with Eric Paton and David Craig the guilty men.
KATE Moss's pet idiot - the slobbering, drugaddled mess that is Pete Doherty - has been spotted buying his eighth Jag in as many weeks.
Jags bounced back and One thundered in a shot from the edge of the box on the hour mark which keeper Scott did well to beat into the air before Thomson stepped in to head his parry clear.
They have a point the Jags may be nine points adrift of Aberdeen but Caley Thistle's win over Clyde 24 hours earlier has given them hope for next season.
The first half was a tense affair but struggling Jags blew a great chance in just two minutes when Andy Wilkinson smashed a shot over the bar from seven yards.
The Jags are on fire after going nap against Hamilton and Livingston and today Gerry Britton and the boys are aiming to keep up the good work at Kilmarnock.
PARTICK Thistle chairman Tom Hughes last night lashed out at the SPL as the Jags faced up to life outside the top flight.
But MSPs said parents must be given the right to choose separate jags for measles, mumps and rubella.
The 32-year-old - his country's most capped keeper with 37 appearances - flew in last night and will play for the Jags in three friendlies, starting against Bradford tomorrow.