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jack off

1. noun, vulgar slang A thoroughly incompetent, foolish, bumbling, or useless person. I can't believe that jack off got elected to the Senate! Get off the road before you kill someone, jack off!
2. verb, vulgar slang To masturbate or bring someone to orgasm, especially a male.
3. verb, vulgar slang To waste or pass time idly or by doing nothing or engaging in foolish behavior. Would you quit jackin' off and help me move this sofa out to the truck?
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jack off

v. Vulgar Slang
To masturbate. Used chiefly of males.
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jack off

verb
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Judith Bernstein's Union Jack-Off on Vietnam Policy, 1967, for example, may not have stopped the war, nor did the New York-based artist presumably imagine otherwise, but given the ferocity of her gestures and grotesquely evocative encrustations of paint--phalluses emerging, keloid-like, from the fat striped red-and-gray ground; bunched-up stockings; collage; American flags; and a detumescent segment that hangs from the base of the panel to lie flaccidly on the floor--one cannot help but respond or admit to complicity.
In her "Union Jack-Off on Vietnam Policy" (1967) the flag is draped with the phallus.
recently upheld the denial of registration for the marks 1-800-JACK-OFF and JACK-OFF in connection with a phone sex line.
And it was done in all-male contexts with few precedents: gay bathhouses, glory-hole clubs, back-room bars, fist-fucking coteries, jack-off associations, porn movie theaters, dirty bookstores, and S & M fraternities.
That Gay Show airs features on fun gay spots at cities around the world, explores jack-off clubs in America, and commissions quickie South Park-style animated shorts on topics such as attempts throughout history to "cure" homosexuality.
But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual.
I won't get into the overdeterminations of the cowpoking, point out how their names might as well be Jack-off and Anus, how the one who certainly bottoms in the film dies by its (his) end, as if scripted by the ideological forces Vito Russo wrote The Celluloid Closet against decades ago, or how the film depends on a stoic inarticulateness in keeping with the unsullied wilderness where it takes place--figures for a proper "natural" masculinity, privileging a forlorn, duplicitous, sacrificial monogamy over the possibility of a point-blank, variegated relationality.
2003 issue and debated in subsequent issues], since he patronized the same jack-off movie house in New York I did in the early 50's, before he went to Paris.
No, he was no longer worried about being gay, but Jack couldn't forestall the terror of knowing that each act of masturbation like any pointlessly repeated action enclosed all such past acts, one within another, spiraling backward like mirrors reflecting mirrors and each reflection getting smaller, more distant, so that his first act of masturbation back before he'd ever been called Jack-Off held a kind of spectral purity in his mind, as if there alone lay his essential Jackness, as lost to the world as that first pearly-white drop of come that had blossomed shyly near the top of his penis on that long-ago, irrecoverable morning when he was twelve.