be as bald as a coot

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be as bald as a coot

To be totally bald. My father had long hair as a teen, but now he's as bald as a coot.
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Despite help from Knocked Up's Judd Appatow in the script department, the script is as bald as a coot with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict offering no intelligible merit as a backdrop.
Now, at the age of 59, he is as bald as a coot and looks like a slightly-crumpled bumbling professor of History at a minor Mid-West university.
In the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation, Picard had hair at Starfleet Academy but is as bald as a coot in the film.
It is no longer included, which allows Gary Glitter to wear his bouffant wig without declaring that actually he is as bald as a coot.
Now aged 50, Taylor is as bald as a coot - but he still writes and plays songs to die for.