if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass

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if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass

rude slang A phrase that advises against wishing for impossible or absurd things to happen. A: "If only my parents would give me a car, life would be so much easier." B: "Yeah, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass."
See also: ass, bump, frog, he, if, toady
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