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horizontal dance

The act of sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal dance with someone.
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horizontal dancing

Sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of taking part in some horizontal dancing.
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horizontal jogging

Sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of going for some horizontal jogging.
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go for a horizontal jog

To engage in sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of going for a horizontal jog.
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horizontal mambo

The act of sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of doing the horizontal mambo with someone.
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horizontal refreshments

slang Sexual intercourse. A: "Did you two have horizontal refreshments last night?" B: "Well that's a personal question!"

horizontal engineering

humorous The act of taking a nap. I need to go back to the dorm and do some horizontal engineering—I'm exhausted.
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horizontal

mod. alcohol intoxicated. Stewed? No, he’s totally horizontal!

horizontal hula

n. copulation. (Contrived.) She wanted to do some of that horizontal hula.
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horizontal engineering

Old college slang for taking a nap.
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Even with the growing popularity of slow-speed, high-torque shredders as primary processors, tubs and horizontal grinders remain essential in the growing wood waste and construction and demolition debris market.
Horizontal and tub grinders each have their own strengths in the market, although some manufacturers say horizontal grinders are gaining in popularity over their tub counterparts.
Horizontal grinders also tend to be easier to transport, says Ralph O'Donnell, western regional sales manager for Sundance Equipment LLC, Newton, Kan.
Speaking of technology: Lamb has developed a horizontal machining center, that can be used as a stand-alone or as a transfer machine module, for milling and drilling aluminum and magnesium that has what it calls a "hybrid kinematic" design.
Among them is Makino (Mason, OH), which has long been known for the horizontal machining-center based systems that are used in powertrain and brake system manufacturing operations.
Reproduced, Leonard's work might recall Kenneth Noland's horizontal stripe paintings from the '60s, but in fact the two groups of work have little in common.
Not about their own: Although they consist exclusively of horizontal elements, the canvases themselves are not extremely horizontal and are less so the bigger they are (the smallest ones here are twice as long as they are high; the larger ones have a 2:3 ratio of height to width; and the largest, Appalachia, 2000, has a 3:4 ratio).
Saturn engineers revealed that there had been much development work aimed at using thermoplastic for the upper, horizontal portion of the deck lid.