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helmet

vulgar slang The tip of the penis. Ew, zip up your pants—I don't want to see your helmet!

helmet

1. n. the foreskin of the penis. He’s at the doctor’s, asking about getting his helmet clipped off.
2. n. the glans penis; the end of the penis. The helmet’s the sensitive part.
3. an ineffective and oafish male. You stupid helmet!
4. n. a hairdo. Her helmet looks like it’s a wig.
References in classic literature ?
The Knight looked down proudly at his helmet, which hung from the saddle.
In the stranger's third encounter with Sir Philip Malvoisin, he was equally successful; striking that baron so forcibly on the casque, that the laces of the helmet broke, and Malvoisin, only saved from falling by being unhelmeted, was declared vanquished like his companions.
Meantime, the enclosed space at the northern extremity of the lists, large as it was, was now completely crowded with knights desirous to prove their skill against the challengers, and, when viewed from the galleries, presented the appearance of a sea of waving plumage, intermixed with glistening helmets, and tall lances, to the extremities of which were, in many cases, attached small pennons of about a span's breadth, which, fluttering in the air as the breeze caught them, joined with the restless motion of the feathers to add liveliness to the scene.
Global Bike Helmet Market: Information by Type (Road Helmets, Sports Helmets and MTB Helmets), Application (Daily Transportation and Sports/Adventure) and Region (North America, Europe, Asia-Pacific, South America and Middle East & Africa) Industry Forecast till 2024
Traffic police in Karachi and Lahore have been running a 'helmet drive' for about a month now and have slapped fines of millions of rupees on thousands of riders.
Fact.MR has announced the addition of the "Concussion Helmets Market Forecast, Trend Analysis & Competition Tracking - Global Review 2018 to 2028"report to their offering.
One of them, who only identified himself as John, said that even though he has a helmet for his passengers, not many use it.
Motorcycle ride-hailing service Angkas on Monday donated 50 modular motorcycle helmets to the Philippine National Police - Highway Patrol Group (PNP-HPG).
The CDC recommends the use of a properly fitted helmet, when riding a bicycle, for all ages, to prevent head and brain injury in case of a crash (2017).
First of all, wearing helmet helps reduce traffic accidents.
The Rawalpindi district administration had made helmet compulsory for the motorcyclists seeking petrol.
He said that after the use of helmet the number of head injury incidents has remarkably decreased.
Please wear a helmet for yourself and your loved ones, the DC posted.
QUETTA -- The Quetta police will be cracking down on people at risk of cracking their skulls - motorcyclists who don't wear helmets.