When you could buy Hatem Ben Arfa, Davide Santon, Demba Ba, Tiote and Tim Krul that is the way forward, it''s certainly not the way forward bringing up has beens
like Scholes and Henry to give the season a lift.
Northfield Has Beens beat the Ladies 8-2 in the Third Division, with Becky Orley winning three points for the home team.
The Has Beens also won the doubles in a closely fought fifth end match.
Also attending was Wrexham-based Bernard Dennis who has beens
hortlisted as International Businessman of the Year.
Now, in the greatest tradition of all washed-up has beens, the Irish boy has joined a pantomime.
A YEAR ago he was on the verge of pop superstardom, but now former One True Voice singer KEITH SEMPLE has been left praying for a miracle to resurrect his career.
A MAJOR health alert has beens
parked at a Liverpool hospital after a pensioner died from Legionnaires Disease.
Tony Blackburn and Leo Sayer appear to be washedup has beens
making money out of a kitsch rehash of their days as mediocrities at the top of a mediocre pile.
Everybody's Talkin' about England Tonight Criticise selection Italian Pasta Slim faster Do the resurrection Should've beens Might've beens Ifs buts and maybes Could've beens Could've beens Mens, boys and babies Tactics hat tricks Another frontier Sven Goran Eriksson From Ikea to Korea 'Cos everybody's talkin' about Coleslaw Bran flakes Brown bread Rice cakes Consomme Cauliflower Bowel movement Every hour Grapefruit Dried prunes Lengthy runs In the afternoons Has beens
Runner beens Broad beans Kidney beans String beans Baked beans All we are saying Is give peas a chance