Add Hans Bellmer's penchant for dismemberment and other bodily distortions, Bernini's theatrical dynamism, and the gravitationally challenged
anatomy of late Michelangelo, and you begin to get an idea of the ingredients that lie beneath the works' slick outer layer of uniformly colored epoxy and polyurethane.
Husband can lie on a sunlounger, alternating between the strenuous pursuits of turning book pages and Ipod shuffling, leaving me free to engage in serious discussion with a like-minded companion on the important issues of the day - celebrity gossip and idle speculation as to the personal lives of everyone around the pool, topped off with an in-depth debate as to whether I'm too old and gravitationally challenged
to get my baps out while sunbathing.
Changing the seats in places like Fenway Park, on trains, and on airplanes (another beacon of comfort for the gravitationally challenged
) costs the host organizations money.
He would probably be offered counselling and be rebranded 'gravitationally challenged
Larry and his gastric band?
Yep, Cheryl, Rosie, Geri, Gwyneth and other perfectly-formed clothes horses are all sporting cut away dresses that leave no room for support for those of us who are gravitationally challenged
in that department.