goddess

goddess knows

A gender-inverted variant of "God knows."

1. No one knows; I have no idea. Goddess knows how long it will take for my application to be processed. A: "How do you think you did on your exam?" B: "Goddess knows!"

2. It is absolutely certain or definite (that something is true or the case). Goddess knows I need to do well on this test or I can kiss my scholarship goodbye!

See also: goddess, know

goddess only knows

No one knows; I have no idea. A gender-inverted variant of "God only knows." Goddess only knows how long it will take for my application to be processed. A: "How do you think you did on your exam?" B: "Goddess only knows!"

See also: goddess, know

hug the porcelain goddess

slang To vomit into a toilet. Doing so often requires one to hold the toilet (the "porcelain god"), a position that is likened to embracing a sacred idol. I bet that if Tommy doesn't stop drinking, he'll hug the porcelain goddess all night. I've never thrown up so much in my life. I can't wait till I stop hugging the porcelain goddess.

See also: goddess, hug, porcelain

kiss the porcelain goddess

slang To vomit into a toilet, especially profusely or for a long period of time. If Tommy doesn't slow down on the vodka, he's going to be up kissing the porcelain goddess all night. Something the restaurant served us must have been spoiled, because everyone was kissing the porcelain goddess later that evening.

See also: goddess, kiss, porcelain

pray to the porcelain goddess

slang To vomit into a toilet, especially profusely or for a long period of time. If Tommy doesn't slow down on the vodka, he's going to be up praying to the porcelain goddess all night. Something the restaurant served us must have been spoiled, because everyone was praying to the porcelain goddess later that evening.

See also: goddess, porcelain, pray

sex goddess

A woman, especially a celebrity or entertainer, who is popularly considered to have abundant sex appeal; a sex symbol. Tom's always had posters of some sex goddess or another hanging on his bedroom walls ever since he turned 13. She was something of a sex goddess as a young starlet, but she has since become a leading activist for women's rights around the world.

See also: goddess, sex

worship the porcelain goddess

To vomit into a toilet. Doing so often requires one to bend over or kneel in front of the toilet (the "porcelain goddess"), a position that is likened to bowing to or kneeling before a sacred idol. A variant of "worship the porcelain god." If Sarah doesn't slow down on the vodka, she's going to be up worshipping the porcelain goddess all night. I've never thrown up so much in my life. I can't wait till I stop worshipping the porcelain goddess.

See also: goddess, porcelain, worship

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hug the porcelain god(dess)

and hug the throne

tv. to vomit; to vomit while holding on to the toilet seat. By “hug the porcelain god” I assume you are referring to vomiting into the toilet bowl? The girls drank a lot of beer and two of them spent the night hugging the porcelain god.

See also: goddess, hug, porcelain

sex goddess

n. a sexy-looking female movie or television star. I wonder what these sex goddesses look like when they get up in the morning.

See also: goddess, sex

worship the porcelain god(dess)

tv. to empty one’s stomach; to vomit. (Collegiate.) Somebody was in the john worshiping the porcelain god till all hours.

See also: goddess, porcelain, worship

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