The only reason contracts exist now is so clubs can get adequately compensated when a player gets the hump
, his head turned or wants to renege on the lucrative commitment he has made.
SHORT FUSE J Director Quentin Tarantino gets the hump
before fixing Guru-Murthy with a piercing stare
Shetland ponies have a reputation for being moody and feisty, and Islay gets the hump
all the time.
GLAMOUR model KATIE PRICE often gets the hump
but she really lost it earlier this week when she was turned away from the new Playboy club in Mayfair.
Okay, so that's no real defence, and it's hard to stick up for someone like Wintle, who gets the hump
and attacks the diminutive Kenyon on the racecourse (bet he wouldn't have been so keen if it had been Roger Cook).
Redknapp gets the hump
with any suggestion that Spurs' slump - one win in eight Premier League games, and a 10-point lead over Arsenal transformed into a fivepoint deficit - has anything to do with the bookies making him overwhelming favourite to replace Fabio Capello.
But before Millwall striker Darren Byfield gets the hump
- he dates the pop star - he should know it's all a bit of fun.
Thierry Henry (left) gets the hump
as tempers flare in Athens