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fuck (one's) brains out

vulgar slang To have sexual intercourse many times, usually within a certain time frame (such as one day or night).
See also: brain, fuck, out

fuck the dog

rude slang To make a serious mistake. A more vulgar version of the saying "screw the pooch." Oh boy, I really fucked the dog when I submitted those budget reports full of errors.
See also: dog, fuck

fucking hell

rude slang An exclamation of surprise or frustration. Fucking hell, your house is enormous! I can't seem to get a raise no matter what I do, fucking hell!
See also: fucking, hell

oh my fucking God

rude slang An exclamation of surprise or indignation. Oh my fucking God, I cannot believe he said that—so embarrassing!
See also: fucking, god, oh

fuck like bunnies

vulgar slang Of two people, to frequently have sexual intercourse, and perhaps have several babies in a short period of time. (Rabbits are known to produce a large number of offspring very rapidly.)
See also: bunny, fuck, like

fuck with (someone or something)

1. rude slang To meddle with, interfere with, or tweak something, often in an uncareful or casual way. Please stop fucking with the thermostat. I try to avoid the temptation to fuck with a recipe the first time I make it, but I usually end up at least adding some seasoning.
2. rude slang To antagonize or threaten someone. If you keep fucking with Derrick, he's going to snap. Fuck with me again and see what happens.
3. rude slang To tease or attempt to deceive someone, typically as part of a prank or practical joke. Come on, don't fuck with me. Did Tina really ask about me?
4. rude slang To involve oneself with a risky thing or situation. Nah, man, I do not fuck with cocaine. What are you doing fucking with that crew? You're going to get into some messed up shit.
See also: fuck

fuck around

1. rude slang To engage in aimless recreation or frivolous time-wasting; to fool around. I can't believe we spent the whole day just fucking around online.
2. rude slang To deceive someone. In this usage, a noun or pronoun can be used between "fuck" and "around." Come on, don't fuck me around. Is this a serious offer or not?
3. rude slang To tease or play a prank on one, often by trying to get them to believe something that is not true. Please stop fucking around. You didn't really hear a knock on the window, did you? Did she really ask you about me, or are you fucking around with me?
4. rude slang To joke about something. Often used in the negative to indicate absolute seriousness. Oh, come on, Tina, we're just fucking around. We didn't mean it. You guys, Mom is not fucking around. She said she would ground us for a month if she caught us again.
5. vulgar slang To be promiscuous. Well, I wouldn't trust Phil if I were dating him—I hear he fucks around.
See also: around, fuck

fuck up

1. verb, rude slang To ruin or damage something; to mess up something. In this usage, a noun of pronoun can be used between "fuck" and "up." The threat of a hurricane really fucked up our vacation plans! Boy, you really fucked this engine up. When was the last time you got your oil changed? I fucked up my knee in practice last night so I won't be able to play on Saturday.
2. verb, rude slang To make a mistake; to mess up. I think I fucked up by putting it in the oven too soon. You fucked up, Dave. Just admit and we can all move on.
3. verb, rude slang To fail or malfunction. The printer fucked up last night so I still haven't printed my report.
4. noun, rude slang A person who is a complete failure or rarely does anything right. In this usage, the phrase is usually hyphenated. I admit that after college I was kind of a fuck-up. I finally got my act together in my thirties, though.
5. noun, rude slang A mistake. In this usage, the phrase is usually hyphenated. It was one little fuck-up, and I got kicked out of school. It's so unfair. This is not just a fuck-up, Brad—this could ruin your whole life!
See also: fuck, up

fuck off

1. rude slang Go away. Fuck off, will you? I don't want to hear any more of your ridiculous conspiracy theories.
2. rude slang To engage in aimless recreation or frivolous time-wasting; to fool around. I can't believe we spent the whole day just fucking off.
3. rude slang To masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him fucking off. How horrifying is that?"
See also: fuck, off

fuck over

rude slang To deceive or mistreat someone. A noun or pronoun can be used between "fuck" and "over." Management doesn't care about much this new contract will fuck us over.
See also: fuck, over

fuck around

1. Fool around, engage in frivolous activity, as in Stop fucking around and get the job done, or I'm tired of fucking around-let's go home. [ Vulgar slang; 1920s]
2. fuck someone around. Cheat, treat badly or make trouble for someone, as in Stop fucking me around; I know what you're up to. [ Vulgar slang; mid-1900s]
3. Be sexually promiscuous, as in Doesn't he have a reputation for fucking around? [ Vulgar slang; c. 1930]
See also: around, fuck

fuck off

1. Go away, get out of here, as in Fuck off or I'll call the police. This idiom is used only as a command. [ Vulgar slang; 1920s]
2. Spend time idly, loaf or shirk one's duty. For example, After twelve years of school some kids feel they're entitled to fuck off, or You're always fucking off instead of working. [ Vulgar slang; 1940s]
3. be fucked off. To be furious, as in They didn't show up, and I am really fucked off. [ Vulgar slang; c. 1940] Also see piss off.
See also: fuck, off

fuck over

Treat unfairly, take advantage of, as in This so-called reform is really fucking over the homeless. [ Vulgar slang; c. 1960]
See also: fuck, over

fuck up

1. Ruin, botch, spoil. For example, Don't tell me you're going to fuck up again. It is also put as be fucked up, meaning "be ruined or spoiled," as in This entire project is fucked up. This vulgar usage dates from the early 1900s but did not become widespread until about 1940.
2. Act carelessly or foolishly, mess up, as in I'm sorry, I really fucked up when I invited them. [ Vulgar slang; c. 1940]
3. Break down, fail, as in If the flash mechanism fucks up again, I won't get a picture. [ Vulgar slang; c. 1980]
4. be fucked up. Be very confused or mentally ill; also, intoxicated. For example, He was so fucked up they had to hospitalize him, or What a party-I sure got fucked up. [ Vulgar slang; 1940s]
See also: fuck, up

butt-fucking Egypt

and BFE
n. a place that is very far away. (Usually objectionable.) My brother lives out in butt-fucking Egypt somewhere. Gotta be somewhere in BFE at noon, and I ain’t even left yet.
See also: Egypt

can’t remember a fucking thing

and CRAFT
phr. & comp. abb. a phrase said when one’s memory fails. (Usually objectionable.) Gee, I’m getting old. CRAFT. What’s your name, again? I can’t remember a fucking thing!
See also: fucking, remember, thing

fuck around

in. to waste time; to mess around. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) Stop fucking around and get busy!
See also: around, fuck

fuck off

1. in. to masturbate. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) Stop fucking off! You wanna get pimples?
2. in. to waste time. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) Stop fucking off and get to work.
3. in. to go away; to get out of a place; to beat it. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) I told him to fuck off, but he still keeps hanging around.
See also: fuck, off

fuck up

in. to mess up; to fail. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) Don’t fuck up this time or you’re fired.
See also: fuck, up

fucking

mod. damnable; lousy; cursed. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) Get that fucking idiot out of here!

Fucking A!

exclam. absolutely; totally absolutely. (Usually objectionable.) Q: Will you be at the concert? A: Fucking A!
See also: fucking

fucking old person

and FOP
n. an old person. (Usually objectionable.) I know who’s slowing traffic up ahead. A FOP, that’s who.
See also: fucking, old, person

Read the fucking FAQ!

and RTFF and RTFFAQ
exclam. & comp. abb. Simply read the information in the FAQ, Frequently Asked Questions. (Usually objectionable.) Don’t ask the group to explain everything just for you! RTFF!
See also: fucking, read

Read the fucking instructions!

and RTFI
exclam. & comp. abb. Simply read the instructions. (Usually objectionable.) RTFI! It’s really very simple.
See also: fucking, read

Read the fucking manual!

and RTFM
exclam. & comp. abb. Simply read the manual and stop asking someone else to explain it to you! (Usually objectionable.) Why should I write you a how-to book? RTFM!
See also: fucking, read

What (in) the fucking hell!

exclam. an angry and surprised elaboration of What? (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) What the fucking hell do you think you are doing?
See also: fucking, what

What the fucking hell!

verb
See also: fucking, what
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