Clap, Clear Impression, Code Orange, Fasliovna,
Floosie,
Imagine, if you will, a remake of Burt Lancaster in the film of John Cheever's story, The Swimmer, this time in Gas Street Basin.; The city's sculptures feature frequently in story entries, including Tony Hancock (top), the Iron Man (left) the
Floosie in the Jacuzzi (above)
Brindleyplace is perfectly nice and the walk through Centenary, Chamberlain and Victoria squares is delightful, especially when you reach the Dhruva Mistry fountain inevitably dubbed 'the
floosie in the Jacuzzi.'
The trainer and jockey John Power were found guilty under rule 151 over the running and riding of My
Floosie in the TI Group Handicap Hurdle.
But if you must have a suggestion from me - how about moving out of the
floosie's house and into digs on your own?
Does nobody simply Z in their bed, slumber with their lumber, or have a snoozy with their
floosie? Other areas investigated by Carol's team included cars and planes, with reassuring results that are relevant to us all.
But at the end of a 1-0 defeat at Reading that night, the little forward looked fresher than all of his team-mates - then again, even Reading chairman John Madejski and his
floosie Cilla did.
Also on the Foreign Office list is acclaimed Indian sculptor Dhruva Mistry who created The River, the statue which was dubbed 'the
floosie in the Jacuzzi' and forms part of the dramatic centrepiece of Birmingham's Victoria Square.
TRAINER Barry Leavy was furious after he was fined pounds 1,500 and conditional jockey John Power was suspended for 10 days under the 'non-triers' rule over the running and riding of My
Floosie at Ludlow yesterday.
Or you might enjoy remembering how Victoria Square once looked before the
floosie climbed into the Jacuzzi.
As one young
floosie scuttled by, he quipped: "That's a nice dress you've nearly got on."
If I was an England player (and a call-up must be imminent) the prospect of relaxing on a foreign beach for a fortnight with a foxy
floosie in high summer would make far more appeal than four weeks of fraternising with Fat Frank and the rest of the fall guys only to field full-on flak from thousands of fed-up fans before the flight home.
I look forward in the summer to seeing the Arthur Andersen contingent in safari jackets and dark glasses sunning themselves beside the
Floosie in the Jacuzzi statue outside their Birmingham city centre headquarters.
She's not a treacherous bimbo like Diana, she's not a tasteless
floosie like Fergie.
There was the
floosie who claimed she was sexually assaulted by basketball star Latrell, on trial for the murder of his boss.