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fix

1. verb, euphemism To spay or neuter an animal so that they can no longer produce offspring. Hey, you need to fix your cat before she has another litter of kittens.
2. verb To influence the outcome of something, often through illicit means. Will I be expelled if they find out that I fixed the student council election?
3. noun A method of repairing something. Have you tried turning your phone off and on? That's always a good fix for whatever ails it.
4. noun A bribe. The authorities are trying to determine if the referees accepted a fix before that game.
5. noun, slang A dose of drugs, typically when given to an addict (especially one nearing or experiencing withdrawal symptoms). Oh man, thanks for the fix —I was really starting to feel bad there.

fix (someone)

To exact revenge upon or punish someone. You lousy piece of road kill, if you ever show your face around here again, I'll fix you good! Don't worry, I'll fix him when he gets home.
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*fix

 
1. Sl. a dose of a drug or narcotic. (*Typically: get ~; have ~; give someone ~; need ~.) The addict badly needed a fix and was very fidgety.
2. an appropriate repair. Do you have a good fix for a leaky faucet?

fix something

Sl. to pay money in secret to have something turn out the way you want. The Boss fixed all the horse races in the county. After the gun-control bill failed to pass, there were rumors that the gun lobby had fixed the legislature.

fix

1. and fix-up n. a dose of a drug, especially for an addict who is in need of drugs. (Drugs. It fixes the suffering of withdrawal.) It was clear that the prisoner needed a fix, but there was nothing the cops would do for him.
2. in. to buy a dose of drugs; to take drugs. (see also fixed. Drugs.) Frank had to fix before he could even talk to me.
3. tv. to castrate or spay an animal, especially a pet. (see also fixed. Jocularly of people.) Sally suggested that someone ought to fix Beavis—if he isn’t already.
4. n. a bribe. (see also fixed.) Rocko never took a fix in his life.
5. tv. to influence the outcome of a contest or an election. (see also fixed.) Sam knows what it takes to fix an election—cash.
6. n. a scheme to influence the outcome of a contest or an election. Something is wrong with this game. I smell a fix.
7. n. a repair made to a computer program. (Computers.) This little fix should make the whole program run faster.
8. n. a cure for a social ill. (see also quick fix.) There is no easy fix for a problem like this.

fixed

1. mod. doped; intoxicated. Frank is comfortable now that he’s fixed.
2. mod. bribed. The cop is fixed and won’t give you guys any trouble.
3. mod. having the outcome prearranged. (Said of a contest, race, or election.) The election was fixed, and we are going to protest.
4. mod. neutered. I wouldn’t buy anything but an already-fixed dog.
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No need to rock the boat or fix something that doesn't need fixing.
' If we can keep surprising all these big teams, everybody is going to be commenting about what is going on with Bangladesh, 'how do they do this sort of thing, how do they keep doing this sort of thing.' If we don't get too big for our boots, then we will keep surprising, and we should handle the pressure a lot better.' Rhodes has been in his role with Bangladesh for just under a year, and he says he has built on what was already in place rather than trying to fix something that was not broken.
Our country is in enough of a state already and needs all of our money to sort out the problems that we currently have, not to fix something that might happen in the future.
Inkling is on a mission: to teach Ethan how to draw, to help Ethan's artist dad get working again - and to try and fix something in Ethan's house and heart.
Should I move on and be heartbroken, or try to fix something out of my control?
The Premier League is the greatest league in the world and it's here, so why try and fix something that isn't broken?
The MCA will decide next month whether it should stay or leave the defeated Barisan Nasional (BN), but the real question still remains: How do you fix something that is so broken?
Jim Clark at (Clark Custom Guns Inc.) to fix something on my .45 ACP Model 1911.
But even as the truth of the matter began to sink in the minds of football purists like me ndash that games at the World Cup would increase from 64 to an unwieldy 80 and be played for well over a monthndash Fifa in April this year revealed they were considering having a 48-nation tournament in Qatar 2022.That instead of what we have come to be used to of eight groups of four teams each the new format would have 16 groups of three teams each, never mind the many disadvantages of such a programme.Why would Fifa want to fix something that is not broken?
'Change yourself to change the world and try to fix something which you can instead of fixing the things you cannot.'
He advised the students to take action by utilizing time wisely in order to pursue the goals for a successful life and said, 'Change yourself to change the world and try to fix something which you can instead of fixing the things you cannot.' He further emphasized on the people development through transferring the skills and knowledge one gains and said, 'Brain is the most expensive real estate in the world, more it is emptied the more capacity it gains.'
He said: "They need to fix something in terms of trying to make sense of all this before it's too late and before we're going to another funeral.
Shoppers buying an armload of duct tape from Weaver's Ace Hardware might be trying to fix something around the house, but it's just as likely that they're getting ready to enter the store's popular duct tape art contest, Melissa Achenbach, marketing manager for Weaver's, recently helped organize the store's second duct tape art contest, and says it has generated a lot of excitement among customers.
"When I got there I handed her mum my bike and pretended I had to fix something on my shoe.
As a result of the coalition wanting to fix something that wasn't broken, we now have a system where no-one has a grip or the ability to make the whole system work.