fire blanks

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fire blanks

slang Of a man, to have no sperm in his semen. We already know that Emma is healthy, so if she can't get pregnant, I must be firing blanks.
See also: blank, fire

fire blanks

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If someone fires blanks, they try hard but fail to achieve something. Dalian and his fellow attackers continued to fire blanks against Liverpool and it was left to full-back Staunton to provide United's first goal. Note: Blanks are gun cartridges which contain explosive but do not contain a bullet, so that they do not cause any injuries or damage when the gun is fired.
See also: blank, fire

fire blanks

(of a man) be infertile. informal
The expression is based on the idea of a gun firing blank cartridges.
See also: blank, fire
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Hills quote a tempting 6-5 that he fires blanks in United's next game against Fulham on Sunday, and 9-1 that the out-of-form striker fails to score in any of his next four matches against Fulham, West Ham, Everton and Liverpool.
It fires blanks but is noted for the ease with which it can be converted into a real gun.
It would be harmless to them - because it only fires blanks.
He says it's not his because he only fires blanks but my partner always uses condoms so I don't know what to think.
Scotland Yard discovered a stun gun, an imitation weapon which fires blanks and a CS gas canister during a search of the North London Central Mosque in Finsbury Park.
It fires blanks but can be adapted within hours to fire live rounds by gun smiths acting illegally.
Chelsea condoms are not required, as the club only fires blanks and never scores anyway.