The first time Fatso
laid his paws on the keyboard, it was the happiest I'd ever seen him
she asked as she surveyed the 14 litres of Coke that Fatso
gulps down every week.
Judging by his patter, Fatso
is convinced all women are crying out for a bit of suburban nookie with a boiler- suited Lothario like himself.
Former Gilligan gang thug Fatso
, 39, has not set foot in Spain since the assassination bid and is convinced he will be murdered if he returns.
Villains of the piece are treasure-seekers Cathy Moriarty and Eric Idle, with Casper the friendly ghost and his three comically gruesome uncles, Stretch, Stinky and Fatso
, in the heroic roles.
Today's Wigan-Man City game is a first Prem outing for referee Alan Wiley (left) since Sir Alex Ferguson labelled him a fatso
, and the worrying news for the allegedly ample arbiter is that high-tempo, end-toend stuff is on the cards.
- who owns a flash bar in Nueva Andalucia, near millionaire's playground Puerto Banus - is said to be furious he could be gunned down in his own backyard.
is believed to have continued operating Brian "The Tosser" Meehan's drugs empire while he is in jail.
Business name: Made By Marianne Address: Currently at Enterprise Arcade, 147 High Street, Stockton but will soon be trading from 24 High Street, between Manners And Harrison and Fatso