She said: "The funniest fart
is long, loud and ever so slightly wet.
If your farts
always stink, you might have IBS, especially if you suffer from abdominal bloating, stomach cramps and diarrhoea too.
The Old Farts
(Frames Amateur Repertory Theatre) is based at Frames Snooker Club, where members have already raised more than pounds 80,000 for local charities.
In other words, they thrive by eating your farts
Norman said: ``There are about 20 FARTs
on the go at any one time in the area.
I suppose you could go modern and use 4.625", 5.5", or 7.5" and it would at least be readable and understandable to intolerant old farts
A WARTS and all exhibition on the human body, showing the science of snot, burps and farts
, opened to the public yesterday.
Complaints by a 4-to-1 ratio are running in favor of the return of "Lola" to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in Little Rock, where the comic was canceled last month for using the word "farts
Contemporary art's major discovery of the potential of ironically appropriating sexuality is indeed a far more sophisticated form of esthetic consciousness than simply walking about in funny suits and mouthing self-denigrating lines like "|we are~ old boring farts
." Granted, the funny suits and homosexual caprice came first; but these days one cannot help suspecting a willie (or a fanny) of being an ironic quotation, so it's important to know how genitalia in inverted commas are to be distinguished from the real thing.
Roxanne Pallett almost threw up when she inhaled Big Narstie's farts
Clare Collins, a professor in nutrition and dietetics at the University of Newcastle in New South Wales, Australia, writes for The Conversation to explain what farts
are and what happens if you hold them in:
And giving them the sage advice: "If you wanna be a rock star look out the window, stare at the clouds and do loud farts
Researchers from the University of Exeter in England have discovered that certain gases from stinky farts
can combat diseases.
The Old Farts
Cycling Club, launched by four former rugby players from the clubs, are pedalling 115 miles from Cardiff to Tenby next month and have already raised more than PS3,000 of their PS9,000 target.
LITTLE Mix's Perrie Edwards has admitted she happily farts
in front of One Direction fiance Zayn Malik.