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farts

n. fine arts. (Dysphemism.) Ted is studying over in the farts department.
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If your farts always stink, you might have IBS, especially if you suffer from abdominal bloating, stomach cramps and diarrhoea too.
The Old Farts (Frames Amateur Repertory Theatre) is based at Frames Snooker Club, where members have already raised more than pounds 80,000 for local charities.
In other words, they thrive by eating your farts and belches!
Norman said: ``There are about 20 FARTs on the go at any one time in the area.
I suppose you could go modern and use 4.625", 5.5", or 7.5" and it would at least be readable and understandable to intolerant old farts like me.
A WARTS and all exhibition on the human body, showing the science of snot, burps and farts, opened to the public yesterday.
Complaints by a 4-to-1 ratio are running in favor of the return of "Lola" to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in Little Rock, where the comic was canceled last month for using the word "farts."
Contemporary art's major discovery of the potential of ironically appropriating sexuality is indeed a far more sophisticated form of esthetic consciousness than simply walking about in funny suits and mouthing self-denigrating lines like "|we are~ old boring farts." Granted, the funny suits and homosexual caprice came first; but these days one cannot help suspecting a willie (or a fanny) of being an ironic quotation, so it's important to know how genitalia in inverted commas are to be distinguished from the real thing.
Clare Collins, a professor in nutrition and dietetics at the University of Newcastle in New South Wales, Australia, writes for The Conversation to explain what farts are and what happens if you hold them in:
And giving them the sage advice: "If you wanna be a rock star look out the window, stare at the clouds and do loud farts."
Researchers from the University of Exeter in England have discovered that certain gases from stinky farts can combat diseases.
The Old Farts Cycling Club, launched by four former rugby players from the clubs, are pedalling 115 miles from Cardiff to Tenby next month and have already raised more than PS3,000 of their PS9,000 target.
LITTLE Mix's Perrie Edwards has admitted she happily farts in front of One Direction fiance Zayn Malik.