On that note, I'll need to have a quiet word with my wee pal Jonathan Sutherland for attempting to extract the urine
from big Stevie on Sportscene.
We used to extract the urine
out of club directors when I was at Tottenham but at least they were local businessmen with a genuine feeling for their club, a basic understanding of the game, and they would certainly never have tried to tell manager Bill Nicholson who to sign.
JOHN DILLON: Poor JD took such a pounding at Dumbarton even the kit man tried to extract the urine
from the Celtic-daft defender.
Some pro punters extract the urine
, and ask: "Are you a man or a mouse?" My reply is "pass the cheese".
Simply make a tiny slit in the bladder with a knife, insert the spout of the syringe, pull back on the plunger handle to extract the urine
, then transfer it to a small plastic bottle with a screw-cap lid.
E-mail me on: firstname.lastname@example.orgBOOKIES love compiling their list of New Year novelty bets because it allows them to extract the urine
while pretending they are doing us all a huge favour.
DON'T you hate it when people try to extract the urine
? It happened to me in spectacular fashion a couple of years back After chatting to a Rangers fan in Glasgow city centre, he cheerfully patted me on the back as we exchanged our farewells.