Now that we all have to be champions, eat Wheaties
, "Breakfast of Champions," and let good whole wheat help you keep fit to work or fight.
Their ZIP codes revealed they mostly populated neighborhoods with cluster names such as "money and brains" (two-earner couples, expensive condos or town homes, few children, their own hot tub, and a yen for jazz and sailing) but avoided rural areas tagged "shotguns and pickups" (low real-estate prices, families who eat Wheaties
, drink whiskey, go to auto races or bowling alleys).
If a boy doesn't eat Wheaties
, he won't grow up to be a major league ball player; if the young man doesn't keep regular he will miss out on promotions; he has to look out "after forty" and success will bring him at once more bathrooms and more ulcers.(53)
In view of the additional information we possess that men have not become pregnant whether or not they eat Wheaties
, and more generally that Wheaties is ineffective as a means of birth control, it would be mistaken, or a joke at best.