drool-proof

drool-proof

mod. can withstand idiots who drool. (Of well-written software that even droolings idiots can operate without crashing.) This software package is drool-proof. Even my grandmother could use it.
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Fans of the Apple tablet can even buy a cover that makes it baby drool-proof.
Babies can be hi-tech too with this easy-to-hold, drool-proof device which holds an iPhone or iPod touch.
simplified] to the point where only a cretin [someone who can't do anything right] could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the "drool-proof paper syndrome" or to have been "written on drool-proof paper.