the drapes match the carpet(redirected from drapes don't match the carpets)
the drapes match the carpet
vulgar slang The color of the hair on a woman's head is the same as the color of her pubic hair. Used to imply that the color of a woman's hair has not been dyed. Often used in negative constructions or in the form of a question. The ugliest question I get on my blog, and I get it all the time, is, "Do the drapes match the carpet?" A: "I've always admired that actress's stunning red hair." B: "Well, I've heard that the drapes don't match the carpet, if you catch my drift." I've always been proud of my platinum blond hair. And yes, the drapes match the carpet.
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