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dork

(dork)
1. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Paul told a joke about a dork, but everybody just sat there and looked straight ahead.
2. n. a jerk; a strange person. (see also megadork.) Ye gods, Sally! You are a dork!

dork off

in. to waste time; to goof off. The whole class was dorking off and the teacher got furious.
See also: dork, off
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The name for the new band comes from the film Problem Child where everyone's picking on this kid calling him Son of Dork.
One audition, three call-backs and several drunken nights out later, Dai received a call from James telling him he was part of Son of Dork.
I'm really enjoying this moment because usually my kids think I am a gigantic dork, and they are so in love with me right now.
Son Of Dork is co-fronted by Rochfordborn James, 22, and Chertseyborn Steve, with quiet Mancunian Chris Leonard, 26, livewire David Williams, 19 from Newport, and former hardcore rocker Danny, from Widnes.
And just as Busted took the country by storm with their boyish charm and catchy songs, so Son of Dork, whose first single is released today, look set to follow in their footsteps.
After getting on the wrong side of a sorority queen, she's forced to move in with seven dorks, including a sleepy foreign exchange student, a bashful geek, an allergic-to-everything sneezy nerd and so on up to the lesser-known dork/dwarf Spanky.
There were claims last week that she was devastated after being dumped by Son Of Dork guitarist David Williams.
At least with a mullet you're either so out of it that you don't care or ironically hip enough to know you're looking like a dork on purpose.
I WAS out out on the town this week with Busted's James Bourne (pictured) and his new band Son of Dork.
6 You overhear your history-project partner Chloe tell her BFF about her crush Brad, who happens to be a dork of the highest order.
People used to rag on me 'cause I looked like dork boy running around with a big Filofax.
On first impressions, Jon came across as something of a dork, something which got him nominated for eviction this week.
She added: "Of all the imports Australia could have enjoyed from Ireland, why was the absolute dork that is 'entertainer' Brian McFadden visited upon us?
Jeremy Heere is a high school dork in New Jersey, madly in love with the gorgeous and unattainable Christine Caniglia, when he discovers the secret of "cool"--a miniature Japanese ingestible supercomputer called a squip.
This posse of skaters is the best group in the world; it was always laughs and dork ticks.