don't have a pot to piss in

don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)

rude slang Completely broke or destitute. It sounds like Betsy doesn't have a pot to piss in. So what makes you think she's going to loan you money? Dude, back then I didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, but I managed to get by somehow.
See also: have, out, piss, pot, throw, to, window

not have a pot to piss in

rude slang To be broke or destitute. It sounds like Betsy doesn't have a pot to piss in. So what makes you think she's going to loan you money?
See also: have, not, piss, pot, to
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don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)

Fig. doesn't have anything of value; very poor. (Use with caution.) When Ed was a young man, he didn't have a pot to piss in. Jane's folks don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
See also: have, piss, pot, to
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs. © 2002 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.
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Black people are the most consumptive race on the bate of the earth, and it's one of the reasons that we, as a race, don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
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