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dipshit

1. noun, rude slang One who is stupid or foolish. Geez, he keeps pulling on a door that's clearly marked "push"—what a dipshit.
2. adjective, rude slang Stupid or foolish. Wow, that was a real dipshit plan—no wonder it didn't work out.

dipstick

1. One who is stupid or foolish. Geez, he keeps pulling on a door that's clearly marked "push"—what a dipstick.
2. vulgar slang A penis. Hey, I don't want to see your dipstick—pull up your pants!

dipshit

1. and diphead and dipstick n. an oaf; a jerk. (see also dip.) Look, dipstick, I’m in a hurry. Don’t be such a diphead!
2. mod. pertaining to someone or something obnoxious, stupid, or offensive. (Usually objectionable.) Here’s another one of his dipshit ideas.

dipstick

verb

dipstick

1. n. the penis. (From the name of the metal stick used to measure the amount of oil in an automobile engine. Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his dipstick and ran for the bedroom.
2. Go to dipshit.
References in periodicals archive ?
Easy and cheap determination of platelet bag quality is an area of interest in field of transfusion medicine.20 In our study, we found a positive correlation between glucose determined by dipstick and glucose determined by Roche Kit and, pH (Figure-1 and 2, Table-4).
Dipstick: How many times do I have to tell you, I just admire her journalistic brilliance!
We found the sensitivity of the leucocyte esterase dipstick test used alone to be low (27.5%), which is in agreement with the available literature.
The dipstick also can be remotely and wirelessly networked to airpla= nes and satellites.
The 8cm dipstick is placed into an eye swab solution.
On the dipstick test, men who had more than a trace amount of protein in their urine in middle age were at triple the risk of ESRD at follow-up.
A dipstick for a woman with 3.2 g of protein in 1,500 cc/day of urine will report 20 mg/dL of protein, erroneously suggesting that only a trace of protein is present.
* Proteinuria determined by dipstick in pregnancy is common and a poor predictor for preeclampsia with a positive predictive value between 2% and 11%.
Each Dipstick weighs 16-17g and will deep-fry from frozen in under three minutes.
Each Dipstick weighs 16-17 grammes and will deep-fry from frozen in under three minutes.
The optimum reference interval (95% of the individuals studied, after excluding those with other positive findings on dipstick) for RBCs in urine for men <40 years of age included values up to 25 cells/[micro]L, whereas for men [greater than or equal to] 40 years and for females of all ages, the reference interval included values up to 50 cells/[micro]L (Table 1).
"The dipstick test for hematuria and proteinuria is too sensitive.
Food and Drug Administration that its new ImmunoDip(R) microalbumin urine dipstick test has received waived status under the Clinical Laboratory Improvement Act of 1988 (CLIA).
They evaluated the impact of 2,000 routine urine dipstick tests, the most commonly performed urine test.