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dipshit

1. noun, rude slang One who is stupid or foolish. Geez, he keeps pulling on a door that's clearly marked "push"—what a dipshit.
2. adjective, rude slang Stupid or foolish. Wow, that was a real dipshit plan—no wonder it didn't work out.

dipstick

1. One who is stupid or foolish. Geez, he keeps pulling on a door that's clearly marked "push"—what a dipstick.
2. vulgar slang A penis. Hey, I don't want to see your dipstick—pull up your pants!

dipshit

1. and diphead and dipstick n. an oaf; a jerk. (see also dip.) Look, dipstick, I’m in a hurry. Don’t be such a diphead!
2. mod. pertaining to someone or something obnoxious, stupid, or offensive. (Usually objectionable.) Here’s another one of his dipshit ideas.

dipstick

verb

dipstick

1. n. the penis. (From the name of the metal stick used to measure the amount of oil in an automobile engine. Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his dipstick and ran for the bedroom.
2. Go to dipshit.
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At its simplest, it is complicated to gauge the mood of the people on certain issues through a dip-stick or representative study due to political cleavages.
With a rag to hand, remove the dip-stick and clean off the oil.
Tenders are invited for Scale Of Aluminium Solid Bar (Dip-Stick) To Measure The Level Of Fuel Oil Storage Tank(Fost).
There are publications available from the 1830s, when the industrial revolution took hold describing these rivers as "black sewers" so much so that a dip-stick was used to measure the depth of water.
Islamabad -- Based on diabetic test paper, Jack Andraka created a simple dip-stick sensor to test blood or urine to determine whether or not a patient has early-stage pancreatic cancer and awarded first place in Intel Int'l science and engineering fair.
Based on diabetic test paper, Jack created a simple dip-stick sensor to test blood or urine to determine whether or not a patient has early-stage pancreatic cancer.
In Jharkhand, this was done as a study within a limited territory and the findings can be used as a 'dip-stick' to gauge its impact.
It does so in 18 chapters, 8 of which are devoted to the philosophy of the subject and 10 to case studies involving individual diseases, such as the use of POCT In diabetes management, the intraoperative management of parathyroid surgery, and the value of urine dip-stick technology In general.
They are tired of getting screwed when the company they own nose-dives into insolvency, files for bankruptcy and then puts out a reorganization plan that awards ownership of the company to the bondholders, the debt holders, the financial creditors, the trade creditors and every other DIP-stick that somehow put up a few dollars anywhere along the bankruptcy funway.
An old Detective Sergeant once told me that you could always find out whether or not some dip-stick had caused a fire deliberately - if you lit a match in front of him, his eyes would glow with excitement.
Rodders can show he is no dip-stick by landing the Hogmanay Chase.
Work continues toward the development of a rapid dip-stick test for detecting irradiated fat-containing foods, based on Elisa technology.
In the dip-stick version, a credit-card sized plastic device is dipped in a urine sample for 15 seconds.
No doubt this was for the graphic portrayal of a brain probe, with needles, incisions and what looked grotesquely like a dip-stick being poked around in some poor bloke's grey cells while he was still conscious and remarking that he could taste onions!
"Although this was a dip-stick audit of the views of UAE's young graduates, it provided some clear insight into the aspirations and positive sentiments of young job seekers who will form the backbone of this country's workforce in years to come.