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dildo

1. An object resembling an erect penis that is used for sexual stimulation. I've never tried a dildo, only a vibrator.
2. rude slang A male who is stupid or irritating. This usage alludes to Definition 1. Did you hear that guy's ridiculous question? Geez, what a dildo.
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dildo

(ˈdɪldo)
n. a stupid person, usually a male. (Rude and derogatory. The term refers to an artificial penis.) Hank can be such a dildo sometimes.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.
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