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dildo

1. An object resembling an erect penis that is used for sexual stimulation. I've never tried a dildo, only a vibrator.
2. rude slang A male who is stupid or irritating. This usage alludes to Definition 1. Did you hear that guy's ridiculous question? Geez, what a dildo.

dildo

(ˈdɪldo)
n. a stupid person, usually a male. (Rude and derogatory. The term refers to an artificial penis.) Hank can be such a dildo sometimes.
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2pm Andy arrives at the studio - a warehouse in Bromley-by-Bow - and changes into her dungarees, ready to make a batch of dildos. It's like a typical artists' studio - except for the rows of multicoloured sex aids on the shelves.
Esta doble capacidad del dildo se encuentra facilmente en los escritos de Menstrual donde lo escatologico ocupa un rol significativo.
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In fact, he has only won this round against the dildo precisely because he was able to use one--without this prop, it is unclear how he might have convinced Maria, who has repeatedly rebuffed his advances as Mr.
"Everyone round here is glad that they did - but instead of brandishing a gun he was carrying a silver dildo.
Como Preciado talvez tenha perguntado quando comecou a pensar o dildo, ha uma maneira de minar o poder do falo subversivamente se ainda permanecemos no mesmo quadro no qual ele veio a nascer?
For while the one was struggling to decide whether sex toys should be banned from public sale, the other was stocking the shelves of state-owned drugstores with dildos and other sex aids.
Unfortunately, an eagle-eyed steward became suspicious as Warrington gave his urine sample, and discovered the jockey squeezing urine from a dildo concealed in his trousers.
I also remember when I first read the scene in the last film that called for me to use a dildo and wear a tool belt, I thought, Oh, God, I'm only 18!
several authorities on the dildo; sonnet 45 in Huguet's dictionary
teenage girls claimed that Alkobi raped them while using a dildo.
The cover highlighted what the magazine staff believed to be an exclusive story on Vixen Creations, a women-owned and operated dildo factory near 3Com Park.
Fully aware of his synecdochic reduction, the speaker exposes white gay hypocrisy in naming the terms of interracial sex: "i am the living dildo on which / you seek your comic and tragic relief / i am the chair upon which / you sit your frustrations / and base your superiority" (11).
Soon, he was joined by two nude women who proceeded to shove a dildo up his rectum and pull him around the room by a string wrapped tightly around his testicles.
The Clinton affair has turned 'deviancies' into water- cooler conversation." Good Vibrations is making mail-order hay from the buzz, even in the states that ban dildo sales.