dangly bits

dangly bits

Slang for genitals. Make sure you put on a jock strap before taking the field—your dangly bits will thank you!
See also: bit
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Back then, it was the dog's dangly bits and the biggest you could get.
An influential TV boss who was a household name once emerged from 'making coffee' in the kitchen of his flat, with his dangly bits released from his open fly.
The most shocking thing about this dating show - aside from the pierced and tattooed dangly bits - is how anyone could possibly have auditioned having seen series one.
And to a greater or lesser extent, depending on what bonkersness is currently prevailing, I can generally locate sufficient blackish stuff with dangly bits to see me through a winter season.
Suicide counseling stories got cut off because they mention suicide, sexual health advice got cut off because it mentioned our various dangly bits, and so on.
The charms have threads etched on the inside that lets you screw the charm onto the bracelet, allowing you to have a charm bracelet minus the dangly bits that can snag or make a perpetual jangling sound.
DANGLY bits, pendulous boobs, and - oh Lord, please don't bend over - wrinkly bottoms too
On the one hand, the soft focus provided by my blurry vision is probably what you want when surrounded by the dangly bits of hundreds of people you've never so much as said hello to.
One designer in the Paris shows, Rick Owens, went one step further and had male models with their dangly bits peeping out on his catwalks.
If Kochie had made the same comments rubbishing women the sisterhood would be up in arms demanding his dangly bits.
And the next thing you Know, I was buying fleecy lounging trousers, fleecy sweatshirts in comfort sizes, and a pair of fur lined SHEEPSKIN slipper boots that are actually women''s but I''ve cut the dangly bits off the side to MAKE them butch.
Isaksson further said that next year they would go for full body nakedness, "with all the flappy, dangly bits wobbling about".
Players would likely be so protective of their naked (not to mention shrivelled) dangly bits that they would eschew fighting with the same vigour with which they once espoused it.
Stand up close to a fence and see why it is that horses are gelded rather than being asked to jump over walls of stiff birch with their dangly bits dangling.
I just couldn't get my head around it at all but I was riveted and quite frankly couldn't make head or tail of all the dangly bits until daylight dawned that my dad might be in possession of such an interesting arrangement.