all over the place like a mad woman's custard

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all over the place like a mad woman's custard

1. Moving erratically or out of control. Primarily heard in UK. The roads were so icy that the car was all over the place like a mad woman's custard for the whole drive home.
2. In a disorganized state. Primarily heard in UK. Hey, I don't want to see your things all over the place like a mad woman's custard—clean 'em up.
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